A quick one on motorway signs
…not the revered ones created by Jock Kinnier and Margaret Calvert, but the ones that face you as you slide off the motorway for a pee – ones like this.
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Oi BT, careful what you call me
Yesterday I got a letter through the door from my beloved BT (to whose communicative ineptitude this site is slowly become a shrine) offering me a shiny deal on broadband because I’m a ‘loyal customer’.
Guess what, when you’re one of the remaining monopolies left in the country, and you have my internet testicles attached to copper wire, that’s not loyalty – it’s because I don’t have a choice. Remember this when you write to me next time.
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Thanks for the pointless letter
Mercifully, after a bit of squirming my way out of my contract a bit early, I’m back in the land of the iPhone.
o2 kindly wrote to me to tell me this, in case I’d thought it was all a dream. Here is an excerpt from the letter they sent me.
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Guest post: Stories aren’t circular
By Tom Albrighton
In Flann O’Brien’s brilliant comic novel The Third Policeman, the unnamed narrator negotiates a series of surreally disturbing encounters before realising he is in fact (spoiler alert)…
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An interview with… me
Very recently, I was kindly asked by European content strategists Firehead Ltd to be the guinea pig (the picture makes sense now, right?) for the first in their ‘Interview with…’ series. Here’s what I had to say
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